I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I want her autograph on my taint
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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