Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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