Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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