Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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