So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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