dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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