I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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