For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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