how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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