if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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