i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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