was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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