Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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