Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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