Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I fill condoms, not promises.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize