question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Success! We fucked roommates!
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