Nicole vs. Life
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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