There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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