If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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