After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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