Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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