Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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