try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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