Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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