Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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