? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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