so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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