a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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