'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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