Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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