So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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