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I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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