Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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