we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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