thus making me awesome and them whores
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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