BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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