How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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