I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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