Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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