Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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