Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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