quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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