this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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