He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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