Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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