it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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