I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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