Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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