adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Randomize
