I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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