I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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