Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Hippo gnu deer
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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