Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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