doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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